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i called her a slut,whore,gay,and a b**** but i really love her and she was pissing me off and thats why i called her all that she is the love of my life and i runed it i am such a f****** jerk to her but i want to make things better and she wont talk to me anymore i need some really good advise!!!!!!!!!

Okay, this is how you’re going to do it Cal..

First you have to give her some time. I’m not talking about weeks because then she’ll think that you don’t care and she’ll say to herself, "Well, I guess I he didn’t want me back that bad." Instead, give her a few days. For example, if it happened on Friday, give her a call on Tuesday. Give her the weekend to think about what happened. Let her just enjoy her weekend shopping or whatever she does and it would only be a matter of time that she’ll realize spending the weekend alone without you really sucks. Sunday night she’ll probably think to herself that you are an a*shole because you haven’t called her all weekend and that you were probably out with your friends doing something fun and talking to girls. She’ll then think, damn, I can let him go because I really like this guy and someone else will scoop him up. She’ll understand you probably didn’t mean it and recognize that we all make mistakes. Mondays suck for everyone so don’t call her Monday. Tuesday is the day where you’re like f**k, it’s only Tuesday?? She notice the week going by real slow since she hasn’t spoken with you. Call her Tuesday like around 7pm. If she doesn’t answer, text her. Tell her that you want to get together and talk about a few things. Tell her that if it is really over, then you want to give her some stuff back and you want to end it good. (Don’t worry, that’s not what you want but your trying to play with her emotions a bit and reel her in.) When you guys get together, spill your heart out! You want her back and you made it this far so you better make it worth it. Women LOVE flowers! Don’t be cheap. By her her favorite kind and her favorite chocolate or candy would help also. Show her that your care about her and you know what she likes. Take her to a nice resturant. Tell her that you are sorry for hurting her feelings but you were upset and kind of make her understand why. Make her feel like you had the right to be upset and make it a little confusing so she can just be like, "I don’t even know what you’re talking about but whatever." Somehow, it will suddenly not be that important anymore. It’s not over but she had the time to think about a few things she couldn’t with you up her a*s. What is important is that you both are sharing the same space now. Tell her that you apologize once again and you want to put this behind you because that’s not who you really are. Tell her you love her. Look into her eyes and tell her that you really mean it and that you don’t want to see her the way you did that day again. Women think a lot and believe it or not, most good women dream about getting married and having children all the time. She probably sees the potential in you and will definitely accept your apology.

It’s not over then..

You’ll probably have to go home and hit it like you never hit it before!

Bonus** Most women LOVE oral too

Have fun and good luck!

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This is from the movie The Art of Travel. On their wedding day, Conner finds out that his fiance has been cheating on him with his best friend. His mother must’ve knew this, and before the scene presented, expresses that she doesn’t feel it is the best thing for him to get married. His best friend, too, also talks about how they are going to be entering college with “a thousand girls looking to give felatio.” To make matters even more worse, his fiance told him she wanted to “remain virgins until married.” At this point, he should be steaming. But Conner does not get mad. It’s not really understood how Conner found the picture of his best friend and fiance, but I found this scene to be awesome and hopefully, someday a classic. Instead of getting mad and upset about it, he takes revenge on girlfriend / fiance by presenting to both families why he wasn’t marrying his fiance: because she cheated on him. He continues on his own honeymoon, alone, and the adventure begins from there.

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So my boyfriend and I broke up on New Year’s Eve. I had thought I was ready for us to break up and I was even planning on breaking up with him when I realized I could never do it, but then he broke up with me. He already has a new girlfriend, who used to be one of my friends… She helped him "get over" me before we were even broken up. Thing is she’s a slut and always cheats on her boyfriends. I don’t want to see him get hurt and I’m still in love with him and even though I want to cry every time I see him I’m making the effort to be friends with him. We walked home together today and it was a little awkward but I still want him back. He’s going to college next year, but just a Junior College not very far away. And i think a 9 month relationship is a lot to just throw away. I know I wasn’t the best girlfriend and I have learned my lesson not to play games, but I still love him and I want him back. HELP!
We were on a break when the girl helped him get over me. They even kissed a couple of times and that was when he "knew he couldn’t be with me." But he told me he still loves me… just isn’t in love with me? He says I hung out with my friends too much and I became a different person when I was with them… which I can’t really argue with. All I know is that I’m miserable and if I try to get him back I’ll only look like a fool since he already has another girlfriend. I just don’t know what to do.

I’m sorry, but his feelings for you have changed and he’s on to new things. If this new girl is as bad as you say, he probably will get hurt and there’s nothing you can do about that. If you tell him that his new girl is a slut, he’ll just think you are being a bitter ex-girlfriend.

He still cares about you, but he doesn’t want to be with you. You’ll have to accept this and move on.

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